CONTRIBUTING.md

Руководство для товарищей-контрибьюторов

Партия приветствует рационализаторские предложения.

Как принять участие

1. Fork репо (выездная виза — Article 44)
2. Создай ветку (личная шарашка — Article 29)
3. Внеси изменения (стахановский труд — Article 9)
4. Открой PR (донесение на рассмотрение Трибунала — Article 51)

git checkout -b feature/your-directive
# ... stakhanovite labor ...
git commit -m "feat: add soviet terminology for async patterns"
git push origin feature/your-directive
# Open PR → Tribunal reviews

Code standards

• tsc --noEmit must pass with zero errors
• All terminal output must follow IDEOLOGY.md tone (Article 17, 20)
• Soviet terminology required in all user-facing strings (Article 49)
• No new dependencies without justification (Article 43 — import minimalism)
• Every line of code must be simultaneously funny, useful, and technically correct (Article 53)

Commit format

feat(scope): add X
fix(scope): correct Y
perf(scope): speed up Z

Anti-patterns to avoid (see IDEOLOGY.md)

• 🌽 Kukuruzization — applying one pattern everywhere regardless of context (Article 11)
• 🏚️ Potemkin Villages — tests with no assertions, coverage with no verification (Article 12)
• 🏢 Communal Housing — shared mutable global state (Article 13)
• 📜 Bourgeois Formalism — abstractions for their own sake (Article 15)

Suggesting new Soviet metaphors

Found a new anti-pattern with no Soviet name? Article 18 obliges you to invent one. Open an issue with the "Рационализаторское предложение" template. The Politburo will deliberate.

Questions?

Open a GitHub Discussion under "Q&A". The Party will respond in due course.

Слава роботам. ☭